All Ways Off Topic / Case No. 001

Condiment Court.

One sandwich. Three categories. An office divided.

EXHIBIT A

Duane told the Subway sandwich artist he didn’t want any sauces. Then he asked for mayo. “That’s a sauce,” she said. The All Ways On I.T. office has known no peace since.

Take a side

The public opinion department

The current verdict.

0 people have voted

Is mayo a sauce? That’s the case we came to settle. The rest are here for fun. Each contender lands in its most popular combination; ties stay undecided.

You have been summoned

Make your ruling.

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Vote on as many or as few contenders as you like. Check every category that applies. Yes, all three is a valid answer. Leave anything you’re unsure about blank, then submit once when you’re done. Your ruling is final.

Choose condiment, sauce, dip, or any combination for each contender.
The contender CondimentSauceDip Public opinion
MayoThe one that started it.Awaiting the jury
RanchAwaiting the jury
KetchupAwaiting the jury
MustardAwaiting the jury
HorseradishAwaiting the jury
Thousand IslandAwaiting the jury
RelishAwaiting the jury
HoneyAwaiting the jury
WasabiAwaiting the jury
SrirachaAwaiting the jury
Chocolate syrupAwaiting the jury
BBQAwaiting the jury
Hot sauceAwaiting the jury
Kewpie mayoAwaiting the jury
VinegarAwaiting the jury
A.1.Awaiting the jury
Maple syrupAwaiting the jury
AioliAwaiting the jury
Sour creamAwaiting the jury
Cool WhipAwaiting the jury
SalsaAwaiting the jury
Artichoke dipAwaiting the jury
Bean dipAwaiting the jury
Spinach dipAwaiting the jury
TeriyakiAwaiting the jury
Oyster sauceAwaiting the jury
WorcestershireAwaiting the jury
Tomato sauceAwaiting the jury
Yum Yum sauceAwaiting the jury
BéchamelAwaiting the jury
HollandaiseAwaiting the jury
MarinaraAwaiting the jury
ButterAwaiting the jury
GuacamoleAwaiting the jury
Cheese sauceAwaiting the jury
Soy sauceAwaiting the jury
AlfredoAwaiting the jury
ChimichurriAwaiting the jury
Ready to go on the record?

We’re thorough when we troubleshoot your tech. Turns out we’re just as thorough when we overthink a sandwich. Welcome to the All Ways On I.T. family.